A church in the heart of the Bible Belt wanted to try something new in an effort to garner younger patrons, and top priest, David Bishop, who was not a bishop, but a priest thought using an AI to give Sunday Mass would bring in those results. Since the Bible said nothing about Robots being able to give Mass, Bishop decided to hire a freelancer who could program the AI so that it qualified for all the basic requirements that the Catholic Church required for one to become a priest. Bishop then decided that the AI should only give mass on Sundays, as that was the post popular church day, and the day that he hoped many parents would bring there children, so that the kids would spread the news to there school friends that the church was "cool", because it had a robot.

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On the first day of using the AI, Bishop was extremely nervous, but he was surprised by how fine his congregation was with the AI giving the mass and by how easy it was to set up. Once the AI was on, it began the readings, but quickly Bishop realized something was wrong. When setting up the AI, Bishop clicked on the first online recording of the bible he could find, but what he didn't realize was, was that the one he picked, was in fact an erotic fan fiction retelling of the bible. Bishop quickly turned it off, but the damage was already done. The poor woman and children already heard what they wish they never heard. People started throwing up over the extremely grotesque words that were spoken.

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Thankfully, Bishop was forgiven, until he wasn't, because it was revealed that the reason that erotic novel came up was because Bishop was a fan and had read all of it. Bishop immediately lost his privileges as priest and was ridiculed by the church and all people alike. Thankfully form him, the church covered it all, and TTN is the last news site to have a story on the event.

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One woman we spoke to said that she will never un-hear these words, "For God so loved the massive $%#@ he gave Jesus to his one and only Son" The meanings of Father and Son will never be the same for her ever again.