A startup company in Alaska claims they have discovered a new way of creating ice cubes. The device which they have named the “Quantum Thermodynamic Accelerator”, or QTA for short requires 90% less power than a freezer, and CEO Leon Lewis says that while now the device is larger than the state of Rhode Island, they plan on making it small enough to fit in your kitchen. One of our own interviewers, Robert Dick, got to sit down with Lewis and asked him every question you could imagine.
Dick:
It’s great to be able to sit down with you Lewis.
Lewis:
It’s great to be here.
Dick:
All eyes are on you and your company right now since your announcement last week. How does this incoming attention feel?
Lewis:
Well, it feels great if I’m going to be honest. I have been planning ideas for the QTA for as long as I can imagine, and to finally see it get the recognition it deserves is just wonderful.
Dick:
Ideas? Are you saying the QTA is just an idea?
Lewis:
Oh no, no, no, it started out as an idea, but I can confirm to you we have a working prototype. The prototype is quite large, but we have many experts working on trying to get it much smaller, so we can start selling it to consumers.
Dick:
Smaller? Are you saying there's something wrong will things being small?
Lewis:
No, I'm actually saying the exact opposite. We want the QTA to be small because we want our customers to be able to fit the QTA into there kitchens.
Dick:
Kitchens? Are you saying that people only want this for there kitchens?
Lewis:
Uh, yes, uh, that is what I'm saying. The device makes ice cubes, where else would you put it.
Dick:
Ah, I see. I understand know. Your saying that the QTA is only for people who work in kitchens.
Lewis:
No, that is not what I'm saying, but yes, the QTA can certainly come in handy for business too that need to make lots of quick small ice cubes for there customers.
Dick:
Quick and small? Are you saying that things that are small tend to be done quickly?
Lewis:
Yes. The QTA can make 100 small ice cubes in less than a minute, but can only make 100 large ice cubes in more than an hour. The QTA has many size options for our customers, but the QTA is designed to make our ice cubes as quick as possible, and making our ice cubes slowly seems quite obsolete, but if a reason for needing the QTA to be slower comes into notice, we will be sure to accomodate our customers who like things to be longer.
Dick:
Longer? You mean as in time, correct?
Lewis:
Yes, The QTA will be the best ice cube maker in all of human history. The ones who invented sliced bread will be rolling in there graves at our achievement.
Dick:
Well, thank you for sitting down for us in this short moment. TTN and the rest of the world can't make for the device to take over the world.
Lewis:
Well with the newly fitted AI, that will surely happen.
Dick:
AI? Are you saying the QTA will be compatible with smart home devices?
Lewis:
No, that's not what I was saying, but yes, that will be a feature. Anyway, thank you for letting me share my company and The QTA to viewers from around the world.
Dick:
You are very welcome.
Well there you have it, Another invention that will either save or destroy the human race, but this time it revolves around ice cubes. TTN will make sure that this device saves rather than destroys.