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Johnny Burkert - 6 days ago

Google removes it's search engine in response to people claiming "it aides terrorists in worldwide attacks"

After the terrible terrorist attacks in San Francisco that killed more than 1,500 people, many people tried to look for someone or something to blame for the attack, and a group of individuals from Alabama believe they've found the culprit. Sawyer Haywood, the leader of the group that call themselves the "Open-Eyed Believers", led a four month investigation into what the main cause of the terrorist attacks could be, and after searching night after night on Google, Haywood realized the answer was in front of his face the whole time, literally.

 

How did the terrorists figure how to make bomb? They looked it up on Google. Where did the terrorists find out the best place to place the bombs and when? They looked it up on Google. Why did the terrorists do such a horrendous thing? They looked it up on Google. What information inspired them to do the attacks? They found it all on Google. Haywood knew the source of the problem, but didn't know how to solve it. Haywood and his team sent an angry letter to Google expecting no reply, but to their unmitigated surprise, Google responded saying that they will be removing their search engine. Haywood was overjoyed and posted him and his teams accomplishment all over social media.

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Google has announced the real reason why they removed their search engine in a statement by CEO, Sundar Pichai. Pichai has revealed that due to the extreme success of there new line of smartphones, the Google Pixel, and the massive backlash they received over there legal battle with Ecosia (The search engine that plants trees while you search) has decided to hand there search engine over to Ecosia and start putting there focus on there smartphones and electronics.

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