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Johnny Burkert - 6 days ago

Jeff Bezos unveils new smart toilet compatible with Alexa

Are you too lazy to turn around and flush the toilet while your sitting on the can or you wish that somebody else could wipe your butt for you, well Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon has granted your wishes. Bezos, at the Amazon Stage Show 2020, unveiled the first smart toilet compatible with your Alexa devices. The entire toilet will be voice activated and be wirelessly connected. You want the toilet flushed, just say "Alexa, flush the toilet", or you want your butt wiped, say "Alexa, wipe my butt please" (The please part is optional). Anything you want done while your answering natures call, Alexa can do for you. Speaking of calling, you can even connect your smartphone to the toilet and answer phone calls and text messages all while your sending messages to the plumbing system.

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The toilet will be sold for a reasonable price of $49.99, much cheaper than none-smart toilets. The toilet will also be sold in many different colors, such as red, white, blue, and even sarcoline (creepy). If colors aren't enough for you, Amazon will also be selling skins to go along with it, such as leather,wool, and even one made of carpet (Amazon's bringing back those weird crapet toilet seats from the 70's). If that's still not enough for you, Amazon is also releasing several accessories, such as the extremely anticipated smart plunger, the not so extremely anticipated carbon nanotube constructed toilet rolls, and of course, the smart bidet, for all of Amazon's international buyers. The smart toilet seems to be the next big thing for Amazon and the rest of the world.

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